Satan's Surfers

Follow the command of Satan and put this on! Quick hide!

If this product confuses you, I'll explain:
Mormon temples have an elaborate ritual which goes over the Adam and Eve story, Satan tells all participants to put on a figleaf apron. AND EVERYONE OBEYS SATAN! The first time I "went through the temple" I was so confused, shocked and it just all felt so weird. It felt like "I guess I'm in a cult now." Everyone vows to give ALL they have to the Church (not to God, not to charity, not to better people). Virtually all people who go to the temple find it strange and uncomfortable the first time. 

These swim trunks have everything you need for a hot summer day—they’re quick-drying and breathable, have multiple pockets for your belongings, and feature a silky, anti-chafe inner liner. Get yours now!

• Fabric composition: (may vary by 5%) 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Liner composition: 92% polyester, 8% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 5.13 oz/yd² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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