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Satan's Swimmies

Satan's Swimmies

Regular price $34.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $34.00 USD
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Follow the command of Satan and put this on! Quick hide!

If this product confuses you, I'll explain:
Mormon temples have an elaborate ritual which goes over the Adam and Eve story, Satan tells all participants to put on a figleaf apron. AND EVERYONE OBEYS SATAN! The first time I "went through the temple" I was so confused, shocked and it just all felt so weird. It felt like "I guess I'm in a cult now." Everyone vows to give ALL they have to the Church (not to God, not to charity, not to better people). Virtually all people who go to the temple find it strange and uncomfortable the first time. 

Get this Recycled high-waisted bikini bottom and match it with your favorite swimsuit top. It’s comfortable, high-waisted, and double-layered—perfect for an adventurous beach day or a chill spa visit!

• Fabric composition in the EU: 88% recycled polyester, 12% elastane
• Fabric weight in the EU (may vary by 5%): 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)
• Fabric composition in MX: 81% REPREVE recycled polyester, 19% LYCRA XTRALIFE
• Fabric weight in MX (may vary by 5%): 7.52 oz/yd² (255g/m²)
• Double-layered and non-reversible
• Tear-away care label
• Zig-zag stitching
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Spain, Vietnam, Cambodia, and Lithuania
• Blank product components in MX sourced from Colombia, Taiwan, and China

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 25 ¼ 35 ⅜
S 26 ¾ 37
M 28 ⅜ 38 ⅝
L 31 ½ 41 ¾
XL 34 ⅝ 44 ⅞
2XL 37 ¾ 48
3XL 41 51 ⅛
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