Follow the command of Satan and put this on! Quick hide!
If this product confuses you, I'll explain:
Mormon temples have an elaborate ritual which goes over the Adam and Eve story, Satan tells all participants to put on a figleaf apron. AND EVERYONE OBEYS SATAN! The first time I "went through the temple" I was so confused, shocked and it just all felt so weird. It felt like "I guess I'm in a cult now." Everyone vows to give ALL they have to the Church (not to God, not to charity, not to better people). Virtually all people who go to the temple find it strange and uncomfortable the first time.
Stay comfortable and stylish all summer with this All-Over Print Recycled String Bikini set. It’s made from soft recycled polyester with double-layering and UPF 50+. Style the straps how you like, and get ready to swim!
• Soft and stretchy material with UPF 50+
• Sizes up to 6XL
• Bikini top comes with removable padding for comfort
• Multiple ways to tie and style the bikini set
• Color design options for swimwear lining
Disclaimer: To make your All-Over Print Recycled String Bikini last longer, thoroughly rinse it off after each use and get rid of any chlorine/salt residue.
|CHEST (inches)||HIPS (inches)|
|2XS||31 ½||33 ⅞|
|XS||33 ⅛||35 ⅜|
|M||36 ¼||38 ⅝|
|L||39 ⅜||41 ¾|
|XL||42 ½||44 ⅞|
|3XL||48 ⅞||51 ⅛|
|5XL||55 ⅛||57 ½|
|6XL||58 ¼||60 ⅝|